16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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