Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
How's work?
Spinning.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
