That's intense
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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