We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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