She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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