You really coming over, don't trick.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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