I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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