the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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