you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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