I think I just saw someone hide a body.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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