Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You smell like a Billy Joel song
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He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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