I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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