just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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