sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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