No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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