office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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