At least make sure they are 18
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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