take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
