Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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