i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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