I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
my liver is dry heaving
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
