My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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