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  I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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• (650): View more from California

  Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.

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  Cruelly.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever

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