Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am