Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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