would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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