I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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