Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Randomize
