Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
pray to the hookup gods
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
