if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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