I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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