He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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