i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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