Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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