Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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