I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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