Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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