Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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