i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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