Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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