Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
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Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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