her vagine was all disorganized.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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