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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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