It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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