love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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