I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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