Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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