the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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