Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm at about main and main street
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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