I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sponge bath it is.
the condom got lost in my hair
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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