All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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