Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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