i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
