Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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