i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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