I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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