Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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