Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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