'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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