I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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