problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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